http://www.jakeludington.com/life/2009/how-to-lie-on-your-resume-and-get-away-with-it/
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"If information can’t be verified, than go ahead and lie. Also (this is very important) look at what the job is asking for, i.e., skills, experience, and so on. I bolded the most important qualities the boss is looking for from a recent job posting: Strong financial background and expert proficiency with all Microsoft Suite applications - Excel, Word etc. Best qualified candidate will be a self-motivated, multi-tasking guru, able to work independently but definitely a team player... Attention to detail is a MUST So, it says self-motivated, try to come up with an example from your past employment that will show the boss that you are self-motivated. Do this for each key word in the job posting. This is the main point, so listen carefully, give the boss what he or she wants. They have a particular person in mind, so try to be that person. Just think about it, and remember, GIVE THE BOSS WHAT HE OR SHE WANTS AND FOCUS ON THE KEY WORDS!
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